Office Ki Zindagi Aur Mazahiya Shayeri Ka Tadka
Office ki life bhi ajeeb hoti hai. Subah jaldi uthne ki tension se lekar raat ko der tak kaam karne ki thakan tak, har cheez mein ek alag hi dukh chupa hota hai. Lekin is dukh ko agar hum thora mazaq aur shayeri ke sath bayaan karein, to kaam ka bojh thora halka ho jata hai. Aaj hum aapke liye laye hain office aur boss ke liye kuch aisi mazahiya shayeri jo aapko aur aapke colleagues ko hansne par majboor kar degi.
Boss Ki Shaan Mein Kuch Mazahiya Alfaz
Boss chahe kaisa bhi ho, uski ‘personality’ hamesha discussion ka topic rehti hai. Kabhi wo kaam zyada dete hain to kabhi tareef karne mein kanjusi karte hain. Boss aur employee ka rishta aisa hai jaise Tom and Jerry ka. Chaliye dekhte hain boss ke liye kuch khas shayeri.
Boss ki aankhon mein aik ajeeb sa noor hai, Humain kaam pe lagane ka unhein poora suroor hai. Hum sochte hain kab milegi chutti humein, Magar unki list mein kaam abhi aur bhi bharpoor hai.
Office Meetings: Waqt Ka Zaya Ya Kuch Aur?
Office meetings ka naam sunte hi aksar logon ko neend aane lagti hai. Ghanton chalti ye meetings aur un mein hone wali boring baatein kisi azab se kam nahi hotin. Meeting mein boss ka bolna aur hamara khamoshi se sar hilana, ye aik purani reet hai.
Meeting mein wo aise lecture pilate hain, Jaise humein jannat ki sair karate hain. Hum dekhte reh jate hain ghari ki suiyan, Wo naye naye targets hamari jholi mein dalte hain.
Salary Ka Intezar Aur Khali Jeb
Salary ka intezar poore mahine hota hai, lekin jab wo aati hai to chand dino mein hi khatam ho jati hai. Salary aur employee ka rishta ‘Short-term relationship’ jaisa hota hai. Is dard ko shayeri mein bayaan karna zaroori hai.
Salary aayi aur aise chali gayi, Jaise koi haseen khwaab dikha kar chali gayi. Hum ne to soucha tha party karenge doston ke sath, Magar bijli ka bill aur udhar mein hi sab nikal gayi.
Appraisals Aur Increments Ki Kahani
Appraisal ka waqt jab aata hai to har employee ko lagta hai ke wo company ka sab se mehnti banda hai. Lekin boss ko hamesha lagta hai ke aapne ‘kuch khas’ nahi kiya. Appraisal ka drama har saal hota hai aur result hamesha ‘Average’ hi nikalta hai.
Appraisal ke din jab kareeb aate hain, Hum boss ki har baat pe muskurate hain. Wo kehte hain increment ka budget nahi hai abhi, Hum dil hi dil mein unko duaen sunate hain.
Monday Blues: Hafte Ka Sab Se Mushkil Din
Sunday ki raat ko hi Monday ka dukh shuru ho jata hai. Monday ki subah office jana kisi pahar charhne jaisa lagta hai. Wo jo sukoon weekend par milta hai, Monday ki subah wo sab khatam ho jata hai.
Monday ki subah jab alarm bajta hai, Dil mera office jane se darta hai. Kahan gayi wo Sunday ki raunaqein sari, Aaj phir boss ka chehra dekhna parta hai.
Overtime Aur Thake Haare Employee
Jab kaam ka bojh barh jata hai to ‘Overtime’ ka sahara liya jata hai. Employee bechara ghar jane ki hasrat liye baitha hota hai aur boss maze se naye assignments de raha hota hai. Overtime karne walon ka dukh sirf wo hi samajh sakte hain.
- Ghar jane ki tamanna dil mein hi reh gayi.
- Boss ki e-mail ne meri neend hi uda di.
- Coffee peene se ab hosh nahi aata.
- Kaam itna hai ke rasta nazar nahi aata.
Conclusion: Hansi Mazaaq Hi Jeene Ka Sahara Hai
Office ki boring life mein thora mazaq aur shayeri zaroori hai taake hum stress se door reh sakein. In mazahiya ash’aar ko apne doston aur colleagues ke sath share karein aur mahool ko khush-gawar banayen. Yaad rakhein, kaam to chalta rahega lekin hansi aur khushi ke pal laut kar nahi aayenge. Agar aapke paas bhi koi aisi hi funny shayeri hai, to comment section mein zaroor share karein!
